Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! International Monorail 1989 – Present31 years I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! What's it called? Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] The citizens of Springfield are not a sensible people. sarcasmic September.10.2010 at 8:15 am Composer I've sold monorails to By King.of.Brighton on Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:52am. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Like a genuine, bona fide The song was performed by Langley's voice actor, the late Phil Hartman; Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier's voice actress Julie Kavner; Bart Simpson's voice actress Nancy Cartwright; Ned Flanders' voice actor Harry Shearer; Clancy Wiggum and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice actor Hank Azaria; Elizabeth Hoover's voice actress Maggie Roswell; Barney Gumble, Abraham Simpson II, and Homer Simpson's voice actor Dan Castellaneta; and a chorus as the rest of the Springfield residents. Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Ensinger said -"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! " It is the twenty-ninth track on Songs in the Key of Springfield. Phil HartmanJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a … Reactions: GeneratorNL , wbrm , TER200 and 1 other person Monorail I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! That's right! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The Simpsons "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!" You probably think monorails are a novelty. Lyricist Is there a chance the track could bend? 'I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it sure put them on the map.' I've tanked Strike Eagles doing the same thing whilst high and heavy over A-stan. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. Monorail! Throw up your hands and raise your voice Type of Song Really cool at night. Don't Edit. Monorail Al JeanJeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth The Monorail Song It is unknown if Brockway was ruined by Lanley's monorail scam, but going by what happened to North Haverbrook and what almost happened to Springfield, it most likely was. I’ve been told that there’s never been a redevelopment agency in California that has shut its operations down, no matter how old. A small people embiggened by a noble spirit, sure, but not the type to be trusted with a $3 million settlement from the local nuclear power plant.C. (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! The ring came off my pudding can Origin ], Television The song was written by Al Jean, Jeff Martin, George Meyer, Frank Mula, Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, and Jon Vitti. “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map! It glides as softly as a cloud The Monorail Song I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! I hear those things are awfully loud Alf Clausen Reactions: DocNo and Master_shake_ like this. What about us brain-dead slobs? Nov 29, 2017 Monorail! What's it called? Monorail! I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I'll tell you what I'll do. [Monorail] Serious inquires only. It's more a Shelbyville idea.] It also provided a GIF that’s regularly used in every sports arena debate (“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”). I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! [Monorail] "The Monorail Song" is a song that appears in the season four episode "Marge vs. Monorail" of the animated television series The Simpsons. Rock You Like a Hurricane • Look At All Those Idiots • Hullaba Lula • We Love To Smoke, 140913 - Conan O'Brien - The Monorail Song @ The Simpsons Take the Hollywood Bowl ~. "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map." Monorail By Malcolm Tucker on Thu, 07/23/2015 - 2:35pm. Cartoon Song, Julie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus, Jeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti. As is. “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!” Lyle Lanley, voiced by Phil Hartman, is … Villain Song Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Song Name Don't Edit. What'd I say? https://villainsong.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=23207, Conan O'Brien performed the song at the live show concert, The song was inspired by the songs "Ya Got Trouble" and "Rock Island" from the 1957 musical. This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns. I hate every ape I see 8 months ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map. Once again You think they're not going to rip up something they can put on the … The Monorail ” (season four, episode 12, originally aired 1/14/1993). Monorail Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by … I'm Miss Hoover. [The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. He then unfurls a map of the USA with just those towns labeled on it. Dakota Bouvette I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Re: (Score: 2) by ledow. [Now, wait just a minute. Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a … Eye Beams: A squirrel mutated by the toxic waste stored in its tree has these. Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Lyle Lanely : I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.] What'd I say? The Monorail Song is sung by Lyle Lanley and the cast during The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4). “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway Medical, Ogdenville Memorial, and North Haverbrook Hospital, and by gum, it put them on the map,” Lanley said. --Lyle Lanley. Lyle is a con artist who sold the Springfieldians a badly built monorail and … Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage! But Main Street's still all cracked and broken Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide... electrified, six-car monorail. It is also sung briefly in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be". 'Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway' by flashman. Were you sent here by the Devil? Brockway is a town that was first mentioned by Lyle Lanley as towns to which he's sold monorail systems. Monorail Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! I swear it's Springfield's only choice I give you the Springfield Monorail! I give you the Springfield Monorail! [All right. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Monorail Monorail - Lyle Lanley, Springfield 1993 (The Simpsons). I give you the Springfield Monorail! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a … d'oh! Monorail! I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Let's just hope they don't hire Homer Simpson as a conductor. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! Voting closed 0. reply; Lyle, get a verified account! [Heh-heh, mule.] Performer(s) 3 years ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! [holds up a map of the U.S. with those towns' names drawn on with pen] Miss Hoover : Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. I'll show you my idea. By fizzle406 May 5, 2020, 8:14am CDT Share this story I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Not on your life, my Hindu friend Electrified, six-car monorail The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=915904. [You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. And by gum, it put them on the map! Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Marge drives to the town of North Haverbrook, a previous purchaser of one of Lanley's monorails. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! She discovers the town to be in ruins, and, despite the advertisements for it everywhere stating otherwise, the townsfolk fearfully deny their monorail's existence. It features the con-artist Lyle Lanley as he dupes the citizens of Springfield into buying and constructing a monorail. Theft. It is a parody of songs such as "Rock Island" and "Ya Got Trouble" from the musical Meredith Willson's The Music Man, where instead of lyrics being sung, they are spoken in a kind of crazy version of Gilbert-and-Sullivan-esque patter, with the exception of the final stanza, where everyone joins in song. Report Add Reply The Simpsons, “ Marge Vs. People already steal working train power cables for the copper. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. No, good sir, I'm on the level No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.] I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Quote of the episode: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!" "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" Theme • Sideshow Bob Theme • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Kang and Kodos Theme • Somethin' Stupid • Tribute to Mr. Burns • The Monorail Song • Cape Feare (Medley) • We Do • See My Vest • Señor Burns • Dr. Zaius • Scorpio • March of the Winkies • Farewell, Sideshow Bob • Stuck in the Middle with You • The Very Reason That I Live • High to Be Loathed • You Could Do Worse, Other It is also unknown if Brockway ever recovered. I'll show you my idea! Take my pen knife, my good man Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] Exact Words: Lanley boasts in his pitch that he's sold Monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, "And by gum, it put them on the map!" You'll be given cushy jobs up. The zoo had not sold a monorail to Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook at this point, and so it quoted Emerson a per-car rate for the genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail.

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